This is a situation I run into often.
He's all, excuse me, woman. I have to work.
And then I fret, of course, because I'm his mother. What's he doing? Is he on the internet? Should I make him an account with parental controls? Is he looking for a partner? Does he manage stocks online? Does he have a blog? A Facebook? A Twitter?! A doggie mom could go mad while contemplating the possibilities.
It's 12AM. Do you know where your dog is? Online?