Friday, March 07, 2014

Beards



Image from BeardBeanie.com


"If we move somewhere cold, I'm going to grow some facial hair over the winter."

"Why?"

"My chin gets ice cold. It just feels like...if I move it, it's going to break off from the rest of my body."

"I'll get you one of these. Now your chin won't get cold, and I don't have to live with a bearded man bear."

Full disclosure: My father has a beard. My gramps had a mustache for most of his life. But I just can't date a man with facial hair. Not even Tom Hiddleston.

Monday, March 03, 2014

I'd rather barre



In the face of deadlines, I used to work out. Now I stress eat. I really should be here, but instead, I am sitting at my computer, trying not to raid the fridge...