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"If we move somewhere cold, I'm going to grow some facial hair over the winter."
"My chin gets ice cold. It just feels like...if I move it, it's going to break off from the rest of my body."
"I'll get you one of these. Now your chin won't get cold, and I don't have to live with a bearded man bear."
Full disclosure: My father has a beard. My gramps had a mustache for most of his life. But I just can't date a man with facial hair. Not even Tom Hiddleston.