"Which actresses do you like? I mean, I already know you like Penelope Cruz."
"I don't know. She's...ugh. Her buggy eyes...she has no butt, no legs. Her nose looks like the mosquito's body part used to suck blood."
"And her lips are all scrunched up. Yech."
(Disclaimer: As an actress in Spanish-language films, I think Cruz is an incredible talent. However, in English-language films, I think not. Perhaps my disdain for her is caused by two of my professors publicly fawning over her in casual conversation. And by Damian ogling at her while we watched Volver.)