Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Roman orgy time!

*runs in wearing leather and furs*

Quick, everyone! It's Lupercalia! Cover thyselves in leather and furs! Run, run free! And...

...wait a minute.

Lupercalia requires the sacrifice of two goats and one dog.

I am not down with that.

Anyway.

Shall I continue this oh-my-god-I-bloggeth-in-short-one-sentence-spasms line of thought?

Happy Valentine's Day everyone. Keep the puppies and the goats safe. But if you want to run around in leather and furs, just do what you gotta do. Warn me before though. I need to have a camera ready to capture the moment. And later crucify you in Facebook.

I kid!

By the by, anyone know where I can get a cute red cotton coat? I'm sort of obsessed right now and I can't find any. Plus, I'm violently allergic to wool. :D Like, I tried on a dress the other day without knowing the percentage of wool it had and I walked around with a dress-pattern rash for the rest of the day. Fabulicious!

Now, go hug your brother, your sister, your mother, your lover, your best friend, your dog, cat, pet spider monkey, whatever you choose to express your love to.

Or, go sit in a corner and let yourself shrivel along with your little dark heart.

:D

1 comment:

Viv said...

((. .))
Stella's bloggin' again.




Welcome back Stellita!