A couple of minutes ago, the following exchange occurred:
*Aunt pulls up to pick up something*
Me: Hi aunt.
Aunt: Hi sweetie, how are you. *looks up and down* You've put on some weight.
Me: . . . .
If I were rude, or a bitch, I would've (should've?) done the following:
a) reply: Yep. Mom didn't tell you? I'm pregnant.
b) reply: At least I can work it off. Your truckload of internal ugly will never be purged.
c) beat her senseless for being a manipulative greedy bitch
I'd like to point out that this aunt is not the one that was my boss. Thank you.
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Oy! I've totally had it with being nice when people say that. I'd play with her head (pregnant bit) and then be just plain nasty (fugly bit). Hey, she started it! :P
And for the record, you look great. Tell her she can shove it hard and sitting on a hot nail. Then poke her eyes with hot french fries. Twice. :D
Aw, thanks Carlitos. :) I don't know, there seems to be a wave of rude encompassing the island lately. Seriously. I've really thought about doing the whole, "oh yes, I'm pregnant" bit, but I don't do it for all the suffering my poor mom would endure while explaining to everybody that I was just snidely replying to their uncalled for comments. 8D
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